30 Funny Valentine’s Day Tweets By Single People

30 Funny Valentine’s Day Tweets By Single People
Valentine day is right on our faces which means you will be doing one of these two things. Either you will share a romantic evening with your loved one or you will be tweeting alone. With the very first choice, you will be staring at your loved one and be thankful for your lucky one. On the other hand, you will be sitting staring at the wall and busy tweeting the funny quotes against Valentines. There could be a possibility that someone will give you chocolate as a gift or you will eat one alone. Here are 30 hilarious tweets shared by single people on Valentine Day:

1. Whether you’ve got a date…


Can't wait for Valentines Day. I'm gonna run into as many restaurants as I can shouting "Knew I'd find you here! You bastard" then run out.

2. …Or not. Definitely not.

3. Your raps will go unappreciated.

4. Resenting all ‘baes’

5. We’ll celebrate in our own way.

6. Then there are the single people.

7. We LOVE hearing about our coupled-up friends’ plans.

8. The greatest. Ever.

9. We’re just glad we don’t have to make the effort of buying cards.


In Hallmark. Where is the "I Tolerate You" section?

10. And celebrating with loved ones.

11. And remembering that it’s just another day. Stay calm.


If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember.... No one loves you on the other days of the year either

12. Besides, Valentine’s Day presents aren’t just for couples.

13. Even if it doesn’t quite match up to everyone else’s joy.

14. Because we’re proud and independent.




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Other girls on valentine's day vs. me on valentine's day.

16. Feeling Bad? Well, how about feeling bad every day?

17. Dating Your Ownself is the Happiness

18. Saving Your Cash For Better Investments

19. 6 Inches Delight Twisted

20. Back to Back TV


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21. Ha ha ha ha ha ha

22. That’s a Tough Decision

23. When Your Milk Also Got Valentine’s Date

24. When your plan is as masked as your face mask!

25. Smarter Choice

26. Consistency is Key

27. Before and After

28. This undeniably true realization.


29. This Hunger Games reference.

30. We bet you were not expecting this

Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone!

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